Check out this bad boy. 6" high, with a massive crowbill for a weapon. Hammer the rider off his horse, then stick him when he's on the ground.
You SoulCalibur players who favor Astaroth (I'm one of you) should know I was repeating to myself over and over "Pretentious little bug!" during the construction.
...And now an important message from the George Carlin Institute: "FUCK DEATH."
Carlin was one of my biggest comedic influences. He was to be my write-in candidate for this year's election.
I'm going to miss him.